The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along
the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden
near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya
seven adrenaline-charged days later.
at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900
(veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.
you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from
our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon
with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.
For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons
rental costs are as follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced
at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle;
only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced
at only $29.95.
Need a spotter?
Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour
(spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included!
Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night,
coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck
from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms
offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond
12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international
waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three
passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum
visibility by Somali "mother ships".
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past
the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is
fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud
disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.
from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats
with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend
it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda, MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't
worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close
to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds
me of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool
in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver, CO
board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!
But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly.
Reserve your package before May 31st and get a
great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your
choice. So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast
Adventure Cruise now!